Mature Tinder Lines
What Are Good Tinder Pick Up Lines
With 55 billion matches to date, Tinder® is the world’s most popular dating app, making it the place to meet new people. With 55 billion matches to date, Tinder® is the world’s most popular dating app, making it the place to meet new people. He hit me with one the WORST pick up lines I had ever seen, but being bored at work, I decided. So after many hours of brainstorming and talking with my friends who are girls, I came up with the 100 best tinder taglines for guys. That’s right, we’re making your life easy. These tinder taglines and bio lines for guys will help you stand out from the rest of the boring dudes and get more swipes. Take Poetic License. Credit: u/cosmiccosplayer. “I got it from Reddit r/Tinder. It does work, though I cannot take credit for the poem.” —Robert 33. “We live in Hawaii, where there a lot of emergency drills, so I came up with this line.” —Jordan, 22. Best Tinder Pick-Up Lines for Guys. The list of the best Tinder pick up lines is a varied one. With a healthy dose of cheesy pick up lines, a few sneaky puns and a couple of overt approaches, you’re sure to find whatever you’re looking for here. Beyond this, it’s up to you to close, though. Don’t complain to us if you can’t seal the deal.
When it comes to Tinder, swiping right and getting a match isn’t enough! You’ve gotta create a connection with your match by breaking the ice and having an interesting conversation. The quickest way to do this is to use a funny opening line. We’ve compiled some of the best tinder lines you’ll find on the internet - give them a shot and you may just get lucky! Also, see some hilarious Tinder Profile Bios.
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78 TINDER LINES:
'You don't know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!'
'Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.'
'Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?'
'I've had a crush on you for 2 hours.'
'Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We're a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw.'
'Do you believe in love at first swipe?'
'How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?'
'69 miles away, huh? Well that's ironic...'
'You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick… Because we're a match.'
'My parents are so excited, they can't wait to meet you!'
'Going to Whole Foods, want me to pick you up anything?'
'They say Tinder is a numbers game... so can I get your number?'
'Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.'
'Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.'
'Did you know you're the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?'
'We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?'
'Is your personality as angelic as your hair?'
'I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10.'
'Does this mean I won't be a virgin by the end of the week?'
'I hope you know that I am 100% committed to this tinder relationship'
'You've got the best smile on tinder. I bet you use Crest.'
'I never saw you coming and I'll never be the same.'
'Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a 'D' in 'fridge' but no 'D' in 'refrigerator'?'
'Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled. What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.'
'Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit 'password hint,' it keeps telling me 'Jessica’s phone number.'
'Do you have a personality as attractive as your eyes?'
'I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?'
'If I were an NES cartridge would you blow me?'
'Sunday priorities: Netflix, Exercise, or Bottomless Mimosas?'
'Are you a good cuddler? 'Cuz I might let you join my gang.'
'Sorry it took me so long to message you, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.'
'Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants'
'Do you work at build-a-bear? Because I’d stuff you.'
'If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.'
'You're so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.'
'Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.'
'What’s a smart, attractive, young man like myself doing without your number?'
'Want to come over to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?'
'Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.'
'Judging by your hair, you seem like a girl who likes to do anal.'
'Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together.'
'Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.'
'You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time.'
'What are the chances I see you naked tonight?'
'If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?'
'On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?'
'You’re coming over tonight to watch Game of Thrones and make out.'
'YOU. NUMBER. NOW.'
'Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?'
'Did you grow up on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. '
'I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead.'
'You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.'
'Be unique and different, say yes.'
'I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!'
'You’re not a vegan, are you? Because I’d love to meat you.'
'No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.'
'Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!'
'If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.'
'Are you African? Because you're a frican babe.'
'Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.'
'Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.'
'Are you from China? Cause I'm China get in your pants.'
'Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish this dick was in your mouth.'
'That's a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?'
'I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.'
'Is your name Daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!'
'Do you like Mexican food? Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO.'
'Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!'
'If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion'
'Blue eyes, red lips, pale face. So pretty. You look like the flag of France.'
'My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?'
'Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!'
'I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?'
'If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.'
'If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?'
'If beauty were time, you'd be eternity'
'Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!'
'Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.'
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Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Monday pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
Hey girl were you born on Monday?
Cause god took all his weekend just to make you.
Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.
May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.
This is one for a girl I'm asking out on Monday.
I heard you like Calculus, and icecream goes great with pi; 3.14159, wanna go out some time?
Well, when Monday comes, she's Tuesday When Tuesday comes, she's Wednesday Into another day again her personality unwinds just like a ball of twine.
*1st message* Happy Monday! *2nd message* Haha.
Worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl
Are you Monday
Because I just want to eat your lasagna
This year Ramadan falls on a Monday
but I fall for you everyday.
Hey, are you Monday?
Coz you ruin my weekend.
Hey girl! I know mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl.
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Funny monday pickup lines
Are you Monday? Because you can suck my dick.
Happy Mature Monday!
Monday is my favorite day of the week. I have waited the whole weekend to see you...
Today is mature Monday. I'm leaving my immature ways in the weekend. What can I say women are like a fine wine and only get better with age.
Without you everyday is Monday.
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Do you have any raisins? If not, how about a date? We could enjoy a great Monday Night Football game together if you'd like.